The Monster of the Week
Do I really need to say something about this? For the ugliest ugly shoes EVER, say ‘thanks’ to Topshop!
12 May
The case of… me !
The case of… me !
My beloved readers and defenders of good taste, I’m not dead (yet) but I’m barely recovering from a double eye cancer caused by the bad, bad …
10 May
The Monster of the Week
The Monster of the Week
It seems that Asos is pretty much into hideous medieval stuff (after the medieval bra, the Middle Ages belt)… Seriously, who wears that (except lumberjacks …
06 May
The case of the body
The case of the body
Unless you are a sex worker, do not wear lace or mesh bodies. It’s so vulgar, it makes me cry tears of blood. Seriously. I mean, can …
05 May
The case of the harness belt
The case of the harness belt
Unless you are a cart horse, an alpinist or a sled dog, you have absolutely no excuse for wearing such belts. Do you really want …
04 May
The case of the one shoulder clothing
The case of the one shoulder clothing
Unless you have a problem with symmetry, do not wear a dress or top with only one sleeve. During hot days, you’ll have one sweaty armpit …
02 May
The Monster of the Week
The Monster of the Week
So Topshop is now selling fancy costumes? Or do they expect people to wear this cowboy-VS-indian shirt in their everyday life?! Yuk yuk !
30 Apr
The case of the crochet bikini
The case of the crochet bikini
Unless you’re a beach hooker (what? I’m sure they exist), do not wear a crochet bikini. Apart from the obvious practical inconvenience of this kind of …
28 Apr
The case of black lace
The case of black lace
Unless you’re the lead singer of a gothic rock band, please avoid wearing black lace. Ok, ok, sometimes a touch of lace looks nice. I said …
26 Apr
The case of satin
The case of satin
Except for nightgowns and pyjamas, do not wear satin. Satin can be the most exquisite fabric, depending on the designer who’s using it. But most of …